I feel five million times better than I did yesterday, so I'm going to talk about Breaking Dawn.

( business time. or not )

( Outlaws of Sherwood, Ouran vol. 10, Phantom )

1. This is how my brain works.

2. Comic mocking Twilight!. My favorite panel is the end of Breaking Dawn, where Renesmee bursts out of Bella in a spray of blood, Failward Edward is gnawing on Bella's leg, and Werewolf!Jacob is thinking 'schwiing!!!'

3. I need to find out more about this medieval transvestite prostitute. Apparently "he preferred ( Read more... )

There was a young woman named Bella. She was the daughter of Charlie, a sheriff in his quarter and a man of few words. Bella's mother was Renee, who had left Charlie's house before Bella could speak. She was now married to Phil. Bella was brought up at Renee's farmstead but when Renee remarried Bella returned to Charlie's farm near Forks ( Read more... )

Queen of the Damned was less bad than expected, but presented an interesting conundrum. Stuart Townsend was hot, and there were loads of Sexy Vampire Scenes, but then they'd do a closeup of his face and all I could think of was Keira Knightley + Elijah Wood ( Read more... )